Silence is Golden?

Question by Sawyer: Silence is Golden?
An elderly couple was attending church services– about halfway through, she leans over and says to her husband, “I just let out a silent fart-what do you think I should do?”

He replies, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”

Best answer:

Answer by Candace A
Good one!!

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One Comments to “Silence is Golden?”

  1. reigna says:

    Eeeeewww!.. Bless you!I just hope it’s not true!
    Anyway, that was funny.

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