9Aug
Questions & Answers: Short and sweet…?
Posted by BAHA Hearing Aids | Category: BAHA Hearing Aids | 8 Comments
Question by kit walker: Short and sweet…?
An elderly couple were in church and the wife leans over to her husband and whispers “I just cut a silent but deadly fart..What should I do?” The husband replies “Buy a new battery for your hearing aid”.
I was kind of tempted to drop this one in another section..would have been a waste I reckon.
Best answer:
Answer by monkeynuts
funny
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reminds me of the one of the old lady that goes to the doctor and tells him that she has a problem with gas… but they are silent and they don’t smell….in fact she says I have let loose 4 of them since I came into the office…. the doctor gives her a prescription and tells her to come back in 2 weeks….2 weeks later when the old lady comes into the office she says to the doctor…. I don’t know what was in those pills you gave me but now my gas really stinks when I let one loose… the doctor says to her…. now that I got your nose cleared up I am going to work on your hearing……
Funny! 100!
ha ha ha just got it it is quite good that
hahah
where did u get all these jokes man
they are rocking
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if u tell then to some one
they will laugh a lot
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Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh-my-gosh! That was so freakin’ funny! LMAO!!!
wow..
not rly sweet tho
Funny.
Good joke!
hahahaha!!
great joke lol
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