A couple of jokes I heard today what do you think?
Question by Fubes: A couple of jokes I heard today what do you think?
Please dont be too oversensitive or serious its only a bit of humour.
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An old couple in church, during the service she whispers
“I’ve just done a silent fart, what should I do?
He says “Put a battery in your bl*ody hearing aid”
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The Viking God Thor comes to earth and spends all weekend making love to a woman.
Monday morning he says to her
“I am Thor”,
She replies “Your Thor I cant even pith”.
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A woman asks her husband,
“How can I get bigger breasts?”
Her husband replies,
“Try rubbing toilet roll between them it seems to work on your ar*e”
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For those who dont get number 2
I am THOR she thinks hes short tongued like her so she thinks hes saying “I am SORE” and she says your S(TH)OR(E) I cant even PI(S*)TH
Best answer:
Answer by torijcat
lol to the first and third
but i dont get the second =]
What do you think? Answer below!